The Everything Song

by Sebastian, Nina, Nils, Isabel, Yasmin, Violet & Boone, ages 6-9

Written during Superstar! Songs in the Key of You, taught by Chris Deaner, Paul Ahern & Katherine Lam

June 2006

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah, yeah, the everything song

Dun dun dun dun dun dun duh
Dun dun dun dun dun dun duh
One time a man was walking in the dark spooky forest
Then, suddenly, the moon was looking at him
Wherever he was going, the moon was staring at him!
(It was looking!)

Then he looked at his hand
His hands are getting furry, longer
He was becoming a werewolf
His pants, his clothes, were all ripping!
The man was very shocked
He bited most of the people.
And that was the end - toot, toot!

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

One thousand marshmallows
Going to the bathroom,
Out on the edge of the toilet
Then they line up and flush the toilet
(Ding dong)
They jump down and do a cartwheel

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

The flying hot dog of doom is dorky
It is one thousand feet tall
The radioactive ape attacks the flying cow of doom
So it cannot fly anymore
And now it is just the hot dog of doom
The ape rules the world
The ape rules the world
The ape rules the world
The ape rules the world

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

Koala bears, tigers, zebras, too
That's what you'll find in the zoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's what you'll find in the zoo
It's listed here, too.
Everything in the zoo!

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

I like playing
I like playing tag
Tag is like butterflies
Going around the park
I also like playing hide and seek
It is like bears hibernating
Awakened by the person who's trying to find you
You come out and say hello to Spring

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

Singing the everything song is very very boring
I really didn't like writing this song
It was very very boring
Right now I want some tic tacs, 
But I'm out of them

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song

One one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one.
One one one and a one!
Chickens cannot fly,
Everyone knows that
Cows can fly
They have wings
Their milk makes them grow wings
I eat erasers
For breakfast, dinner, and lunch

This is the everything song
It may seem long
We wrote it together
It took forever
Yeah yeah the everything song.